HELLO, THIS IS MAJI, AND YOU ARE INVITED TO JOIN ME FOR A VERY EXCITING AND, DARE I SAY, CURIOUS TRIP THROUGH MY SKULL DURING THE NEW YEAR, ALSO KNOWN AS MAJILEVEN!
[New for Majileven: I will no longer be using ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME!]
What will Majileven be like? Well, it will be like one LONG EXCITING TRIP WITHOUT COMMAS through the SKULL CONVENIENT STORE (sometimes referred to as the SKULL CONVENIENCE TOUR)
If you have never been to the SCS (SCT) then let me explain. It has EVERYTHING YOU NEED, and MANY THINGS YOU DO NOT NEED, but the rub is that I CHANGE THE AISLES AND SHELVING STRATEGY every day, and sometimes HOURLY.
How then does one find anything?
WELL, THAT'S WHERE I, MAJI, COME IN.
Imagine you have lost your car keys, and you are prepared to go out to a meeting with a very important HOLLYWOOD MOVIE PRODUCER to talk about your VERY IMPORTANT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE IDEA. You might say something like, "GOD, I CAN'T FIND MY KEYS," or, "PLEASE BABY JESUS, HELP ME FIND MY KEYS." And even though the BABY JESUS loves you, he is a baby, and a very busy baby at that, and can't always help. BUT MAJI is always there to help you!
So this year WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR KEYS on your way to a VERY IMPORTANT MEETING with a VERY IMPORTANT HOLLYWOOD MOVIE PRODUCER, you can say, "MAJI, WHERE CAN I FIND MY KEYS?" and I, MAJI, will help you FIND YOUR KEYS.
I call this GIVING YOU A MAJILIFT.
Therefore, MAJILEVEN WILL BE FILLED WITH ONE MAJILIFT AFTER ANOTHER.
WHAT TO EXPECT DURING MAJILEVEN?
For starters, WE ARE HAVING A BABY. I plan on being the baby's BEST FRIEND EVER! Her name will be MAJINA if she's a girl, or MAJIRI if she is a boy.
WHAT ELSE TO EXPECT?
Here is a sneak preview:
DADDY IS GOING TO FINISH A BOOK, because I WILL WRITE IT FOR HIM.
MAMA IS GOING TO EXPAND HER SKULL BUSINESS because I WILL RUN IT FOR HER
MY ROOMMATE IS GOING TO LOVE ME MORE THAN EVER because I WILL LOVE ME FOR HIM!
THANK YOU from the bottom of my beagle heart for JOINING I, MAJI, on this SKULL ADVENTURE!
LOVE, MAJI.
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