My New Relationship

hi - this is moe, mostly known as satchel, but frequently referred to as chop, choppy, mochop, moe-chop, mo-chippity, mo-choppity, and less frequently as Jake and laRoy.

so...like....yeah....this is me and woman on the couch. i'm in charge of, like, keeping the baby warm. also, when the baby is born and, you know, acting all fussy and such, i will, like, coo the baby to sleep with my sleep breathing because, you know, it will, like, know my sleep breathing from its 9-month stay in what i like to refer to as "the dark pond."

ok - la'ate